Don't expect any Cracker Jack or cotton candy on this list. Major League Baseball has taken concessions over the top in recent years, and 2017 is no exception. There's cheese on cheese, churros on doughnuts and all kinds of things on funnel cake. Check out these insane ballpark eats to find out which baseball game you'd like to see next.
Cinnamon Roll Ice Cream Sandwich With Bacon
Here she is. Cinnamon Roll Ice Cream Sandwich at Kauffman Stadium. 1,770 calories. ❤️ pic.twitter.com/So6PoMsVse
— Julia Morales (@JuliaMorales) June 7, 2017
It's an ice cream sandwich unlike the world has ever seen, one made of a split cinnamon roll filled with vanilla ice cream and topped with candied bacon. Get it at Missouri's Kauffman Stadium.
Churro Dog
New to Chase Field this year: the Churro Dog. pic.twitter.com/drUK3rITxX
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) March 4, 2015
Someone decided it was necessary to put a churro inside of a doughnut, and it brought the boys to the yard. But the madness doesn't stop there; the churro dog is topped with a few scoops of ice cream, dolloped with whipped cream and drizzled with chocolate and caramel. Snag one at Arizona's Chase Field.
Lobster Poutine Stak
New at @RedSox Games: Lobster Poutine Stak -- Fries, Cheese Curds, Lobster Meat & Bisque pic.twitter.com/aEDU1ZG3SO
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 16, 2017
Speaking of poutine, here it is with an unexpected companion: fresh lobster meat. It's served on a bed of steak fries with cheese curds, lobster bisque and a sprinkling of chives. Get it at Boston's Fenway Park.
Pulled Pork Patty Melt
New at @Royals Games: Pulled Pork Patty Melt with funnel cake, BBQ pork, fried onions, cheese, bacon & a jalapeño popper pic.twitter.com/G7CqGz9IKC
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 15, 2017
You wouldn't guess it from the title, but this sandwich is far from ordinary -- because it is, in fact, a funnel cake piled high with barbecue pulled pork, shredded cheese, fried onions, coleslaw and a skewered jalapeno popper. Another hit from Missouri's Kauffman Stadium.
Chicken Funnel Cake Sandwich
Fried chicken is sandwiched between pieces of funnel cake and slathered with strawberry jam, cheddar cheese and maple syrup -- and seasoned with garlic and black pepper. Try it at Arizona's Chase Field.
Brunch Bloody Mary
New at @RaysBaseball: The Brunch Bloody Mary with sausage, bacon, egg, chicken and waffles & donuts served in a mason jar (via @centerplate) pic.twitter.com/TmSrTJ8TVY
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 30, 2017
If you've ever wanted to have a cocktail for lunch, this is the concession for you. A Bloody Mary is served in a mason jar and is garnished not only with something green, but with a skewer of bite-sized fried chicken, waffles, doughnuts, bacon, sausage and an egg. Drink up at Tampa's Tropicana Field.
Most Valuable Tamale
So this is the MVT (Most Valuable Tamale). There's a boomstick inside it. Camera for scale (real, not miniature toy) pic.twitter.com/4mKrQPtoks
— Levi Weaver (@ThreeTwoEephus) March 30, 2017
Inside of this two-foot tamale lies an equally long hot dog. The whole thing is covered in chili, nacho cheese and jalapenos, as this is what Texans do. If you're brave enough, grab it at Arlington's Globe Life Park.
Mac and Cheese Twister
Mac and cheese becomes handheld in a soft, warm pastry cone. And it doesn't have to be all alone in there, since you can fill it with crab meat, buffalo chicken or pulled pork, of course. Try it at Baltimore's Oriole Park.
Apple Pie Nachos
NEW Apple Pie Nachos at @Rockies: Cinnamon Sugar Chips, Apple Pie Filling, Shredded Cheddar Cheese + Caramel Drizzle pic.twitter.com/KWcc68akZC
— Kari Van Horn (@KariVanHorn) March 21, 2017
Have nachos for dessert with these cinnamon-sugar chips (like Taco Bueno’s delightful treat) topped with apple pie filling, whipped cream and plenty of caramel. But here's the thing: they added cheese. Snacks on these at Denver's Coors Field.