Rollin’ Up to the Restaurant
You’re here to conquer.
Finally Grabbing a Seat
The momentary bliss that marks the beginning of your dining experience.
When the Server Drops Off Water
It’s like the years of dehydration kicks in full force.
Seeing the Menu for the First Time
All the options brings out the crazy eyes in you.
Hearing the Chef’s Special
Just when you think you know what you want, a curveball is thrown your way.
When the Server is Walking Over to Take Your Order
Adreneline is pumpin’ hardcore.
Waiting for Your Food
It’s been 84 years….
When You See Your Food Approaching
The World stands still.
Just Kidding, It Wasn’t Your Food
Horrific.
Okay, Now They Drop Off Your Food
You have never felt deeper love and gratitude for your server.
When the Server Picks Up Your Demolished Plate
A slight wave of embarrassment swoops over you (considering you finished your plate in 3 minutes).
When You See Your Check
So worth it, but not really.
When Your Friend Asks What You’re Going to Tip
Your heart is a 20% tipper, your bank account says otherwise.
Dippin’ Out of the Joint
Time to sleep off the food coma.
