If you are reading this with a pizza slice in one hand and remote control in the other while screaming at your favorite college sports team like you do every night, we have something important to tell you.
No, your life isn't pathetic. We'd never say that.
In fact, someone is searching for your particular skill set at this very moment!
As it happens, that someone is Pizza Hut. And they want to pay you $50,000 to travel the country for a year, shoving pizza into your mouth and watching/tweeting about NCAA championship games. If this sounds like something you would be doing anyway, then you might as well get paid for it, right?
"This is one of those rare once-in-a-lifetime opportunities to experience something that no one has done before," David Daniels, Pizza Hut's Vice President of Media & Advertising said in the pizza chain's press release. "We know that college sports fans are as passionate about their teams as we are about pizza, and as the Official Pizza of the NCAA, we felt it was our obligation to bring exclusive Pizza Hut experiences to Division I NCAA championships, especially those that often don't get the limelight. We cannot wait to send our first-ever Pizza Hut All-American to bring incredible Pizza Hut experiences to these events and celebrate the great fandom that exists across all college sports."
Pizza Hut partnered with the NCAA, Turner Sports and CBS Sports, and is looking for an "All-American talent" who is passionate about all college sports, great with social media, and "outgoing, enthusiastic and eager to share their All-American journey with fans online." If this sounds like you, make sure to apply by Nov. 6!
So if you want to spend your year downing Grilled Cheese Stuffed Crust Pizza (yes, that's a thing!) across the country and cheering for your favorite teams, send in that application ASAP!