It's National Junk Food Day! We want you to be able to commemorate the extra-special holiday by enjoying all of your favorite childhood treats while retaining maximum levels of self-respect. So we went ahead and adultified everything by adding booze to it. Enjoy!
Name one thing that bacon and donuts don't make better. One thing's for sure -- the answer definitely isn't "a margarita."
You're an adult now. Act like it by putting whipped cream-flavored booze into your Cadbury Egg shake.
A guide on how to boozify your favorite breakfast cereal, because you can.
Call it what you want -- it's hardly an old fashioned anymore -- the important thing is that you drink it.
If you didn't already know, you can put gummy worms into your fruity cocktails. You're welcome.
Seize the day by pouring whipped cream vodka and grape juice over your cotton candy and watching it disappear. You can also do more of a bubbly thing with St. Germain and champagne/prosecco, but we won't tell you how to live your life.
Serving your boozy Jell-O in real marshmallows screams sophistication and luxury.
Make this red velvet-inspired boozy Twinkie milkshake and others, because you're worth it.