It's National Junk Food Day! We want you to be able to commemorate the extra-special holiday by enjoying all of your favorite childhood treats while retaining maximum levels of self-respect. So we went ahead and adultified everything by adding booze to it. Enjoy!

1. Bacon and Donuts Margarita

Name one thing that bacon and donuts don't make better. One thing's for sure -- the answer definitely isn't "a margarita."

2. Boozy Cadbury Creme Egg Milkshake

You're an adult now. Act like it by putting whipped cream-flavored booze into your Cadbury Egg shake.

3. Froot Loops White Russian

A guide on how to boozify your favorite breakfast cereal, because you can.

4. Nutella Old Fashioned

Call it what you want -- it's hardly an old fashioned anymore -- the important thing is that you drink it.

5. The Crazy Worm

If you didn't already know, you can put gummy worms into your fruity cocktails. You're welcome.

6. Pizza Bloody Mary

Bloody delicious.

7. Cotton Candy Champagne

Seize the day by pouring whipped cream vodka and grape juice over your cotton candy and watching it disappear. You can also do more of a bubbly thing with St. Germain and champagne/prosecco, but we won't tell you how to live your life.

8. Marshmallow Jell-O Shots

Serving your boozy Jell-O in real marshmallows screams sophistication and luxury.

9. For The Love of Twinkies

Make this red velvet-inspired boozy Twinkie milkshake and others, because you're worth it.