Rumor Has It: Adele Gives Up Pizza For Fans, Is Actually Superwoman
Never mind she’ll find something like you… pizza.
Good news, Adele fans: I have a hunch that she’s found the inspiration for her next album. If you, like most everybody else on the planet, found solace in at least one of her countless breakup ballads, then brace yourself for some more somber, heartrending tunes because Adele has just experienced her saddest breakup yet.
"I can’t eat pizza anymore guys, how bad is that?" the pop star is quoted as saying by British newspaper the Daily Star.
Bad. Very bad.
"Because it’s got cooked tomatoes on it, which are bad for your throat and give you acid reflux," she continued. "How bad is that, that I can’t eat pizza, can you get over that?"
No. I cannot get over that. But I think I speak for the world when I suggest that we are all certainly banking on you to power through, Adele, because what we need in these dark and questionable times are some nice, cheesy, breakup tunes about pizza.
You could have had it all… rolling in the deep dish.