Valentine's Day is upon us. If you're single on this Hallmark-made holiday, you fall into one of these two categories: "Single and ready to mingle" or "Forever alone."
If you are of the latter group, then perk up. Hooters has a delightful treat for you that satisfies the appetite and the hunger for revenge.
To celebrate Valentine's Day, famous babes-and-beer restaurant Hooters is giving away free boneless wings when you bring in a photo of your ex … and destroy it!
Staring at a plate of free chicken wings and scraps of paper that used to be a photo of you and your ex at Turks and Caicos will make you come to the conclusion that now is as good a time as any to move on.
It's like therapy but you get to eat free chicken wings afterward. Imagine all the calories you'll save on pity pints of ice cream and time you'll save on streaming sappy rom-coms on Valentine's Day? Sounds cathartic, doesn't it?
And if you're not ready to do the shredding ritual in public, you can still take advantage of the restaurant chain's "#ShredYourEx" promotion virtually through the Hooters website.
To help you through your catharsis, the company site will prompt you to answer a few questions about your ex-relationship (how long you've been together, how long since the split, etc.) to recommend the best method of destruction for your photograph; options include burying, darting, burning, and shredding. Afterwards, you'll get a coupon offer good for 10 free boneless wings with any purchase of 10 wings of any type.
They say free food always tastes better and revenge is sweet, so just imagine what that will taste like?