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Fair warning, folks: If you are offended easily by profanity, you might want to skip out on reading this one.

This little sister is quickly cementing her way into my heart as a true American treasure, by putting together a collection of recipes entitled: ‘Recipes You Absolutely Can’t F*ck Up’ for her older brother Warren.

You have to give the girl credit: the book has a theme, and that theme is mockery; seldom a paragraph goes by without some kind of jab about Warren’s kitchen-woes. However, the cookbook is actually chock full of your favorite comfort foods, with genuine recipes.

Published by Imgur user tacopartyinyourmouth, the cookbook is swimming with curse words and clever little one-liners that help coach Warren in the kitchen.

After a foreword explaining cast iron pan etiquette -- "Go wild and enjoy yourself, just don’t burn down the house in the process. Merry Christmas, jerk face" -- the first recipe of the book appears: "Chicken soup so simple a caveman can do it."

Luckily, the cookbook includes a friendly little disclaimer: "Unless you’re so dumb you couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel, then you’re sh*t out of luck."

According to Metro, the cookbook includes the following recipes:

  • Chicken soup so simple a caveman can do it
  • Leftover chicken salad so your lazy ass can make two meals at once
  • Shepherd’s pie that we all know will be eaten in one sitting
  • Swedish meat balls
  • Indian chicken curry (not the ‘night on the toilet’ kind)
  • Meatloaf

  • Cream cheese spaghetti bake
  • Not so Kentucky Fried Chicken
  • Teriyaki chicken
  • Beef Stroganoff
  • Loaded baked potato soup (yum?)
  • Honey soy pork chops

Pretty impressive, no?

Imgur users were quick to compliment her laminated sheets (“So he can’t spill sh*t and f*ck up the recipes. Nice touch,’ commented one user) and have been asking taco party in your mouth if she plans on publishing a legitimate cookbook any time soon. At any rate, you can access all of her recipes on her Google Doc.

Would you buy her book in print? 

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Fair warning, folks: If you are offended easily by profanity, you might want to skip out on reading this one.

This little sister is quickly cementing her way into my heart as a true American treasure, by putting together a collection of recipes entitled: ‘Recipes You Absolutely Can’t F*ck Up’ for her older brother Warren.

You have to give the girl credit: the book has a theme, and that theme is mockery; seldom a paragraph goes by without some kind of jab about Warren’s kitchen-woes. However, the cookbook is actually chock full of your favorite comfort foods, with genuine recipes.

Published by Imgur user tacopartyinyourmouth, the cookbook is swimming with curse words and clever little one-liners that help coach Warren in the kitchen.

After a foreword explaining cast iron pan etiquette -- "Go wild and enjoy yourself, just don’t burn down the house in the process. Merry Christmas, jerk face" -- the first recipe of the book appears: "Chicken soup so simple a caveman can do it."

Luckily, the cookbook includes a friendly little disclaimer: "Unless you’re so dumb you couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel, then you’re sh*t out of luck."

According to Metro, the cookbook includes the following recipes:

  • Chicken soup so simple a caveman can do it
  • Leftover chicken salad so your lazy ass can make two meals at once
  • Shepherd’s pie that we all know will be eaten in one sitting
  • Swedish meat balls
  • Indian chicken curry (not the ‘night on the toilet’ kind)
  • Meatloaf

  • Cream cheese spaghetti bake
  • Not so Kentucky Fried Chicken
  • Teriyaki chicken
  • Beef Stroganoff
  • Loaded baked potato soup (yum?)
  • Honey soy pork chops

Pretty impressive, no?

Imgur users were quick to compliment her laminated sheets (“So he can’t spill sh*t and f*ck up the recipes. Nice touch,’ commented one user) and have been asking taco party in your mouth if she plans on publishing a legitimate cookbook any time soon. At any rate, you can access all of her recipes on her Google Doc.

Would you buy her book in print? 

This Girl's Cookbook Of 'Recipes You Absolutely Can't F-ck Up' Is Amazing

Fair warning, folks: If you are offended easily by profanity, you might want to skip out on reading this one.

This little sister is quickly cementing her way into my heart as a true American treasure, by putting together a collection of recipes entitled: ‘Recipes You Absolutely Can’t F*ck Up’ for her older brother Warren.

You have to give the girl credit: the book has a theme, and that theme is mockery; seldom a paragraph goes by without some kind of jab about Warren’s kitchen-woes. However, the cookbook is actually chock full of your favorite comfort foods, with genuine recipes.

Published by Imgur user tacopartyinyourmouth, the cookbook is swimming with curse words and clever little one-liners that help coach Warren in the kitchen.

After a foreword explaining cast iron pan etiquette -- "Go wild and enjoy yourself, just don’t burn down the house in the process. Merry Christmas, jerk face" -- the first recipe of the book appears: "Chicken soup so simple a caveman can do it."

Luckily, the cookbook includes a friendly little disclaimer: "Unless you’re so dumb you couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel, then you’re sh*t out of luck."

According to Metro, the cookbook includes the following recipes:

  • Chicken soup so simple a caveman can do it
  • Leftover chicken salad so your lazy ass can make two meals at once
  • Shepherd’s pie that we all know will be eaten in one sitting
  • Swedish meat balls
  • Indian chicken curry (not the ‘night on the toilet’ kind)
  • Meatloaf

  • Cream cheese spaghetti bake
  • Not so Kentucky Fried Chicken
  • Teriyaki chicken
  • Beef Stroganoff
  • Loaded baked potato soup (yum?)
  • Honey soy pork chops

Pretty impressive, no?

Imgur users were quick to compliment her laminated sheets (“So he can’t spill sh*t and f*ck up the recipes. Nice touch,’ commented one user) and have been asking taco party in your mouth if she plans on publishing a legitimate cookbook any time soon. At any rate, you can access all of her recipes on her Google Doc.

Would you buy her book in print?