Ranch

You don’t give a hoot about anything. You don’t care about the actual food, you care about your bucket of ranch. Life doesn’t happen to you, you happen to life.  

Mustard

You are typically the oddball of the group when it comes to the younger generations. Consider yourself old and wise, as grandpas absolutely adore you.  

Salsa

You are a little bit spicy and throw a wild hip pop when you dance… but that’s what makes you, you.

Butter

You are smooth and charming. You glide into the room with a presence that everything is tempted to get a taste of, you silky thing.  

Hot Sauce

You’re an extrovert that always takes things to the next level. The World would be a boring place without you. Keep doing you.  

Ketchup

You dance along the lines of being conservative, but that is okay. You stick to the classics in life because you are a smart little cookie (or tomato?).  

Honey Mustard

You are a sweet little one, aren’t ya? You can get away with just about anything.   Source https://detoxinista.com/vegan-ranch-dressing/ https://leitesculinaria.com/95287/recipes-homemade-yellow-mustard.html https://www.sprinklesandsprouts.com/restaurant-style-mild-salsa/ https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alexandra-guarnaschelli/homemade-butter-recipe-2104911 https://www.thekitchn.com/best-hot-sauce-22972908 https://www.flavcity.com/homemade-ketchup-recipe/ https://thenovicechefblog.com/honey-mustard-recipe/ https://nola.eater.com/maps/best-condiments-new-orleans